Tori.

April 9
Strawberry cake topped with strawberry icing. Or, massive pink frosted donut.

Strawberry cake topped with strawberry icing. Or, massive pink frosted donut.

April 7
Happy bday Liz!! @ztejas

Happy bday Liz!! @ztejas

April 4
My poker face. P.S. I won P.P.S. All three of those drinks are mine. I think.

My poker face.

P.S. I won

P.P.S. All three of those drinks are mine. I think.

April 3
Girls’ Night at Ericka’s new place… how sad that the only picture I got of me wasn’t with the whole group!

Girls’ Night at Ericka’s new place… how sad that the only picture I got of me wasn’t with the whole group!

April 1
Teh hiding behind the door and all the moving boxes.

Teh hiding behind the door and all the moving boxes.

March 31
Zac REALLY loves cheese sandwiches.

Zac REALLY loves cheese sandwiches.

March 29
The Simons Clan @ Z’tejas

The Simons Clan @ Z’tejas

March 28
Oh hai friends. I love y’all. Happy birthday me.

Oh hai friends. I love y’all. Happy birthday me.

March 25
Oh hail.

Oh hail.

March 23
Let me attempt to explain my current level of boredom: While watching the newest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, I see Khloe browsing Perez Hilton. “Hey! I BROWSE Perez Hilton!!” I thought to myself and I figured, hmm… I bet I can find the EXACT date she was on there. So what do I do? I use Perez’s handy search by celebrity function and browse through the pages of Khloe archives until I come across “Tranny Ferosh!’ Bingo. July 18, 2008.

Let me attempt to explain my current level of boredom: While watching the newest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, I see Khloe browsing Perez Hilton. “Hey! I BROWSE Perez Hilton!!” I thought to myself and I figured, hmm… I bet I can find the EXACT date she was on there. So what do I do? I use Perez’s handy search by celebrity function and browse through the pages of Khloe archives until I come across “Tranny Ferosh!’ Bingo. July 18, 2008.